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Friend 1: Yo did you get your balls crushed yet at lakes region community college?
Friend 2: Hell yeah! I have another appointment this week!
by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1234 January 10, 2024
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Clifton Community College

Also known as the University of Cincinnati, one of the most boring college campuses located right in the hood. All the worst people from Ohio go there.
Kaitlyn goes to Clifton Community College. Guess she only got into Mansfield.
by akidfromwestfake December 6, 2020
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Community College Intellectual

A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"

"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
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Community College Intellectual

A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.

The comedian Dennis Miller is a good example.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"

"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
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Scott Community College

a community college with the hottest bitches, especially Payton and Sam
Wow, Payton is so sexy. She must be going to Scott Community College!
by Hotbitchesonly September 15, 2022
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Laramie County Community College

My friend just started attending Laramie County Community College.
by ElevatorsByLexi October 9, 2021
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Oakton Community College

Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.

Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.

There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
Guy dylan: Yo, I go to Oakton Community College!!

Gal Sasha: I'm sorry for your loss
by outrageousrickyxoxo September 3, 2024
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