first commenter

Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.

First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."

by sans is MINE October 11, 2017

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Youtube comments

Absolute hell on earth. A place where people come to troll, argue over the most irrelevant and retarded things, call people names, and advertise things. The average IQ of a youtube commenter is about 12. They often think that they are very smart when really they are just a dumb sack of shit.

Youtube comments
commenter 1: "I hate this song. It sucks"
commenter 2: "No u suk tard."
commenter 1: "Frig off cunt."

by jehjvvdvjhdcvhhvjdvhcvhdv July 9, 2021

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Porno music slash comment time

What me and your mother do each night while reading through your comments.

Speaking of sucking, it's porno music slash comment time...

by Natalie Tran August 22, 2011

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come off it

A very Cockney (East-London Slang) phrase, used to express rejection or disbelief. It can also used in a friendly way.

"You're an idiot."
"Come off it!!!"

by NoStringsOnJay March 25, 2016

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Stairway Comeback

After being the target of an insult or diss, the recipient is at a loss for words & has no comeback. On the way out of the building walking down the stairs they think of a great comeback they SHOULD have used.

Insulter: “You think you’re hot shit but you’re nothing but a smartass.”
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008

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youtube comments

Comments on YouTube. Frequently filled with racism, stupidity, very poor spelling and trolls due to lack of moderation and people who don't watch the video before commenting on a video.

Example of YouTube comments:

Cool video. 5/5

OMG I likke dis vid ts soooo grewat!!!

by randomuser2349 December 13, 2009

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