Chumming The Water

Ejaculating Into a body of water to attract fish to catch.

Dude Tommy is chumming the water again? How many does he need to catch?

by Johnsonjuicer February 27, 2026

Facebook Chumming

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

Related to:

Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010

Active Chumming

When a fisherman is performing intercourse with their spouse and spontaneous vomits. This creates chum which can be used later in the day. Human discharge may also be added to said chum

“I decided that me and (spouse) should do some active chumming and now we’ve got a years worth of supply!”

by Floppy Taco February 19, 2024