by fire 443 May 15, 2020
Get the Carsonmug. Plays Fortnite more than Everyone yet is still worse than quame. Could easily buy skins if he saved up his v-bucks, Instead decides to buy emotes. Instead of helping his teammates in a build battle, he will stand at the bottom spectating.
by CJ the Thumb June 28, 2018
Get the Carsonmug. A fucking dick that makes it seem like he is so in love with you, but in reality he says the same stuff to 20 other girls. He is good with his words but bad with his actions. If you can stay away from all carson’s it will save your heart in the future. Don’t be a carson
Carson is dumb
by Youngdog44 September 22, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. Carson is a very worthy companion. He is genuinely so good at doing the sex. After I fucked him I felt like I was in heaven. Every Carson's Pens is at least 10 inches long if not more. I can say that Carson is the best person to ever walk this Planet.
Person 1: Oh look it's a Carson!
Person 2: Omg he's sooooooo cute I wonder how big his dick is?
Person 1: It's at least 10 inches long!
Person 2: I want to have sex with him right now he is a sex god!
Person 2: Omg he's sooooooo cute I wonder how big his dick is?
Person 1: It's at least 10 inches long!
Person 2: I want to have sex with him right now he is a sex god!
by Goalie200584 October 12, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. Carson is usually someone gay. He’s Into guys but if you find a Carson that isn’t gay he usually goes for girls 2 years under his age.
Imagine being a Carson
by Cocksucker8421 May 3, 2020
Get the Carsonmug. by SovietScammer September 18, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. A person with the largest peen imaginable. Totally hype. Tons of clout. We talking MASSIVE wit dat peen. Big boy bouta have a great life. Big-time player, might go full Christain soon tho. A homie to all homies. Not gay
by EpicBoyOnCrack69 December 5, 2019
Get the Carsonmug.