Clyde is a black man who got his girl stolen by Vlad who took her on a walk in the park. His girl (Marian) who he dated in year 7 was stolen by 3 people. Vlad, Ben and Jermone.
by SkylinePenis November 13, 2020

Sucks enormous amounts of man meat loves to get pounded by Floyd in the back office. And has a smoking hot sister that I would bang tell her teeth fell out
Clyde is gay
by Kekdndndo November 26, 2019

sexiest guy in town hes actually so fucking sexy everyone looks up to him he gets babes everyday and free pussy
by kaydooo April 18, 2023

by nonamebrand uwu November 5, 2021

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…
Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co
by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

That online best friend you can't confess to, though you wish to. You talk to him everyday and you make romantic jokes with eachother, and he says he's half serious about it but you don't know if he likes you or not.
by Not Worth It. January 30, 2025

Small town in Northern Ohio we literally have washing machines for days and trains to back that up. All the small towns around us, like Bellevue, Ohio, are our bitches they make The parts for our washing machine factory.
"If Whirlpool ever shuts down this whole area will become little Youngstown. We are the reason that this part of the state thrives." - Clyde Ohio residents
by OhioGorl February 22, 2022
