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illegaly claiming

i think this word can best be discribed with a little story

a man i sitting at a bar, drinking beers. when suddenly two men start fighting. the man had no intention of interfering whatsover. he just didnt have the (balls) energy today. he soon realise that he is out of cash, which means that he can no longer buy the beers to drink. but then right at the corner of his eye he spots a wallet laying there, on the bar. it was owned by one of the two men fighting. the man would never steal, he knew that. so the man gets up and leaves. but as he is leaving he spots a drunk at the parking lot, uncontius. next to his truck. "i couldnt" he thought to himself and went home, but at his way home he gets into heated arguement with a stranger, claming that he was a twat. so what did the man do? he fucked his wife and illegaly claimed his mothers ashes. the end
im illegaly claiming your wallet and car
by penis townsman September 2, 2022
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Claim

To let everybody know that somebody is yours.
I have a lot of hire but I only claim one of em fr
by Fortheladiestbh June 13, 2023
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Claim Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together
Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Claim your tits)
by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020
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claim cricket

A derogatory term usually attributed to a white person of middle class means who lives in the Midwest region of the United States especially where people boomed for gold.
The dirty white boy wasn't nothing but a privileged claim cricket.
by DeadPegasus666 June 1, 2022
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Trend Claim

V: Trend Claim, (Trend Claiming) As a noun: Trend Claimer

When a person claims to his or her friend that they started a fad, especially when everyone knows in fact, that they did not.
Jim: Look at that guy, he's so emo.

Peter: yeah he is! You know I started the word emo, I trend claimed it.

Jim: ...
by Mattian Wurdz Ph.D November 30, 2009
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Claim

If someone makes a boast which is doubted, they can be asked to "claim": to prove that boast is in fact true.

Failure to prove that boast as true requires the boaster to shave off one of their eyebrows.
Person A: I've got an 8-inch cock
Person B: Claim.
Person A: F*ck.
by Judge_DH July 1, 2022
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I'm claiming shine

It means you don't believe someone. You either think they are embellishing their abilities to look better or they are downright liars.
You're a rocket scientist yet working at McD's. I'm claiming shine.
Your resume says you have 10 degrees from Harvard and 4 from Oxford. I'm claiming shine.
He says he earns a million dollars a year and only lives in Compton to be close to his family. I'm claiming shine.
by Lady Cham May 25, 2015
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