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Buttery Oyster

When someone (gender specific) gets tuned up at a BBQ, and gives head to everyone. And SWALLOWS to boot.
For instance, at Dave's Fourth of July BBQ, someone enthusiastically shouted, "It's Buttery Oyster Time!" The excitement was so contagious that Bryan, caught up in the moment, accidentally took a tumble down the stairs and broke a rib. Unfortunately for Bryan, he missed out on the "Buttery Oyster” fun.
by MATTSLAPPY17 July 5, 2025
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Buttery Wank

When you or a loved one uses a stick of buttery (preferably slightly melted) as lubrication to jerk off.
After a long day of hard work I was gifted a buttery wank from my girlfriend.
by LMSnih October 14, 2025
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spreadable buttery ballsack

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.
damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.
by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009
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hot buttery rolls

A gathering of the World's Best Bourbon Stewards, experts during their finest hour, sip flights from around the universe. That also devour food, while entertaining billions around the world.
Dude, did you see Hot Buttery Rolls, Saturday Night? I couldn't help but stuff a long hard bread stick down my throat, gagging while butter drips down my chin
by BDUBB_61TX April 17, 2021
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mr buttery

another word for queer, gay and fag.
it can also be used as a action such as "buttery up my ass"
i love mr buttery so mucchhhhh. butter me up mr buttery.

-Bran. J
by buttery lover November 28, 2007
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hot buttery dinner

The act of ejaculating on bread secretly in a restaurant and placing the roll back into the basket
Tom pulled the hot buttery dinner roll at the Olive Garden
by MonstrousHorseCock November 15, 2013
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Wisconsin Buttery

The act of lubricating your veiny, girthy shaft with a melted, moist ©Land O Lakes stick of butter and proceeding to stuffing your buttered-up cock into that tight vagina (starchy sex is the best sex).
In order to bring some much needed life into our marriage, I surprised my wife with the good ol' Wisconsin Buttery.
by HugeBallGirth August 28, 2016
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