Freaky Badge

This is a rank or a status awarded to a guy or girl that has had anal sex for the first time.

Guy 1: Man, Steve finally got his freaky badge yesterday.
Guy 2: Yeah, his girlfriend totally let him fuck her in the ass.

Guy 1: How was anal sex for the first time?
Guy 2: It was nasty, but at least now I have the freaky badge.

by Hyperelg June 23, 2009

crisco and badgers

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!

Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !

by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

Discussing the Budget

Euphemism for masturbation. Meaning 'something done behind closed doors'.

He's upstairs discussing the budget.

by Laurence pimpski September 8, 2007

badger poison

Slang definition for ejaculatory fluid, derived from the Cinemax After Dark series Co-Ed Confidential.

Lisa was duped into giving Peter head at Bible Camp after he told her he was bit by a badger on his penis. He asked her to suck all of the badger poison out, and she totally did.

by Grundoid June 12, 2008

badgermole

A fictional creature in Avatar: the Last Airbender which is a cross between a badger and a mole. They are large, blind animals which were known to be the first earthbenders. They prey on wolfbats and are fond of music. When Toph Bei Fong was a young child, she ran away and hid in a cave, which was where she met them and was taught earthbending.

"I learned from badgermoles. They don't talk, but they're still good teachers." -Toph

by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011

BudderCreme

BudderCreme, or Budder (for short), is the description of a friend acting gay like, often through advertising fake advertising of Brazzers and PornHub Premium accounts, and a girlfriend.

Not to be confused with BudderCreming: the ejaculation to virtual girls, through cock and ball toture.

BudderCremes also have the tendancy to cancel flights, and call other friends gay.

"My friend, BudderCreme is gei.", "Budder is very gei"

by SyntraxSeineMum June 3, 2021

dump badge

There are a confluence of factors required to achieve the dump badge:
1. A person works in an office where employees must wear photo IDs.
2. The person wears the badge clipped to his belt.
3. Typically, this involves a male, because women rarely wear badges on their belts.
4. You must have a restroom that is shared among multiple employees.
5. The person wears the badge on the side of his pants which faces out when sitting in the stall.

Ok, if all of the elements are in place, this is what happens: worker A goes into the stall for a bowel movement. What he doesn't realize is that when he dropped his pants, his badge is visible underneath the stall door and everyone who comes in can see the identity of the one in the bathroom. This becomes particularly troublesome if any noteworthy events happen in the restroom (like those involving odors or messes left behind).

1: Hey, Bruce, have you seen Steve?
2: Give him a minute, I just saw his dump badge in the bathroom.

by Golden-Rod February 19, 2008