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Justin Beiber

"The Beibs" for short. A horrible disease which causes lack of talent, high pitched voice, and stupid looking hair. Also causes preteen girls to follow the victim everywhere and worship them.
Hey, how's it going Bill?

Not so good, I think I caught a bad case of the Beibs.

How can you tell?

Well, my hair is looking Douchier every day and there are some young girls following me everywhere. Eventually, I'll look exactly like Justin Beiber.

That's horrible, get away!
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Justin Beiber

The gay ass kid who thinks he's a rock star when he actually spends his days sucking cock. His voice sounds higher then a girls voice, this is because he has/will never hit puberty and because he is and has a pussy. He pretends he is black by sagging, wearing the color purple and wear snapbacks.
BABY, BABY, BABY OHH!! SON! ARE YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND LISTENING TO JUSTIN BEIBER?? NO DAD! WERE HAVING SEX!!!! OH, OKAY GOOD.
Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!
by iHaTeOnJuStInBeIbEr June 9, 2011
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Justin beiber-*exists*
The whole world- nOOOoooOOoo
by -Pastel Sushi Roll- October 5, 2020
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Maid order bride

A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries or being a maid- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).

If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.

Also called: foodcourt bride and food order bride
The Bulgarian girl who cleans our office is a total maid order bride. Everytime I'm working late and she's there, she flirts and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.
by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008
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Justin Beiber Sucks

Guy 1: Have you heard of Justin Beiber?

Guy 2: Yes! I've met him before! He's awesome!

Guy 1: Here's a gun, go shoot your face off.

Rest of world: Justin Beiber Sucks.
by The Boston Tea Bag Party April 22, 2010
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Justin Beiber

by Justin Gayber November 12, 2012
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Justin Beiber

A female singer that has no talent.
by manbearpig.... March 10, 2010
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