by Suck on a Llama January 10, 2021

Brette
Brette's are a passionate and fierce breed of woman. Their intelligence and wit are unparralled and can blow anyone out of the water with a meer phrase or a wink. Playful and sexy, but watch out, their feisty natures may leave a mark. One love bite and you may turn into a proverbial cliché puddle at her feet. They have the biggest of hearts. Dogs flock to them like the salmon of Capistrano. They can often be found in their natural habitat, frolicking around amidst nature like the curious little bees they are always ready to rumble.
Nothing compares to being loved by a Brette.
Brette's are a passionate and fierce breed of woman. Their intelligence and wit are unparralled and can blow anyone out of the water with a meer phrase or a wink. Playful and sexy, but watch out, their feisty natures may leave a mark. One love bite and you may turn into a proverbial cliché puddle at her feet. They have the biggest of hearts. Dogs flock to them like the salmon of Capistrano. They can often be found in their natural habitat, frolicking around amidst nature like the curious little bees they are always ready to rumble.
Nothing compares to being loved by a Brette.
1st Girl: "i found a Brette in the garden the other day. And she bit me"
2nd Girl: "well that's it you lucky bastard! You're hers for life now."
2nd Girl: "well that's it you lucky bastard! You're hers for life now."
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