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brett

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Leaving a conversation without saying goodbye
*randomly leaves the chat*
Oooh god he did a brett
by Suck on a Llama January 10, 2021
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Brette

Brette

Brette's are a passionate and fierce breed of woman. Their intelligence and wit are unparralled and can blow anyone out of the water with a meer phrase or a wink. Playful and sexy, but watch out, their feisty natures may leave a mark. One love bite and you may turn into a proverbial cliché puddle at her feet. They have the biggest of hearts. Dogs flock to them like the salmon of Capistrano. They can often be found in their natural habitat, frolicking around amidst nature like the curious little bees they are always ready to rumble.

Nothing compares to being loved by a Brette.
1st Girl: "i found a Brette in the garden the other day. And she bit me"

2nd Girl: "well that's it you lucky bastard! You're hers for life now."
by Papidontpreach August 5, 2019
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brett

brett usually a white male who loves pornography and does not like black guys
yo whose dat man, yo its my boi brett
by RayVulpes February 6, 2019
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brett

when your playing a video game (such as halo) and you friend takes off in a vehicle, leaving you behind.
Dude, I died because you pulled a freakin' Brett.
by Rylen & Aj January 4, 2008
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brett

Someone with a tiny ass dick, Usally white and cant get pussy. Will forever be alone.
Guy: Did you see that brett in the corner.
Girl: Yea what tiny-dicked faggot.
by LonelyIrishDude August 18, 2016
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brett

Someone with a tiny ass dick, Usally white and cant get pussy. Will forever be alone.
Guy: Did you see that brett in the corner.
Girl: Yea what tiny-dicked faggot.
by LonelyIrishDude August 18, 2016
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brett

brett has a small penis and is ugly to all.
if you are skinny and white you have a small dick.
brettsucksdick
by john wick1233333 September 28, 2018
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