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Bartosz

Bartosz is a Polish name. Bartosz is shy at first but is loud when you get to know him. He isn't scared to rebel and doesn't like being pushed around.
by Arandompersonusingurban June 12, 2019
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el barto'd

Whenever friends convene to kick back a drink or two, it is often the case that someone will expire before the others. This unfortunate individual, as penance for their crime of being the first to retire, can, and must, be punished for not being able to handle their drink. Thus, they are often desecrated, or celebrated, in various ways. The worst, or perhaps best from the spectator’s perspective, involves genitalia and a digital camera—you get where this is going. When all is said and done, this person typically wakes up without knowing how he or she has bonded with others while they were unconscious. Oddly enough, there are cases where this individual may have the audacity to become irate when they learn about their special experience. In very special cases, the individual will laugh at hearing others tell the story of their moment in the sun; they think that others are speaking of someone else, but they are not! Although such a reaction may be expected, it does not seem appropriate. It is through experiences like this that friendships are born.
someone at this party is going to get el barto'd!

dude! you totally got el barto'd!
by party goer April 17, 2005
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The Bartoe

The act of fucking enormous hidious looking girls either in the butt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the play action fake.
While listening to his will smith cd, MIKE FORD walked in on his roomate giving the bartoe. He immedialy left the room with a smile on his face and a buldge in his pants. SICK FUCK!!!!!
by luke February 16, 2005
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Barstool Sports

The greatest thing to ever happen to the internet. Made by our lord and savior Dave Portnoy.
Does anyone know what Barstool Sports is?”
“It’s the greatest Company to ever exist. It’s basically the internet.”
by pdiddyforshizzle June 29, 2018
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Barstool

A particularly large, fiberous shit that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).
I could hear Chad screaming in agony as he constructed a massive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. It sounded like he was in labor!
by Hattiesturd September 4, 2009
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Barstool

A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.
You complete and utter barstool.
by Jamie April 3, 2004
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Barton

There is Barton
by Bartiboi March 25, 2016
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