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ride the avalanche

A common technique used in midget bondage porn, where one midget pours vanilla/tapioca pudding at a high velocity on two others who are having sex in either the cowboy or reverse cowboy positions.
As Greta was riding Verne, Nathan poured vanilla pudding on them, causing them to ride the avalanche.
by Chris Keystone September 25, 2011
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colorado avalanche

The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.
Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.
by saltybirdman September 9, 2019
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Nigerian avalanche

When receiving head from a girl, as you finish, jam your dick into her mouth even farther causing her to barf all over. This will create an avalanche of cum and barf.
Gina loooved that Nigerian avalanche I gave her last night
by Angry clit spasm May 8, 2023
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african avalanche

When during the act of sky diving you are also dressed as any form of safari animal.
Last Sunday I did an African avalanche with Becky. It was so much fun! She's the zebra to my giraffe!!!
by The street sleeper November 16, 2019
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Alabama Avalanche

The act of cumming in your girlfriends vagina so much that it creates a mountain of jizz.
Hey man me and my girl made an Alabama Avalanche last night.
by Death is fun December 7, 2018
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fart avalanche

When someone farts in a group and every other people start farting around him/her.
Thomas farted in the cinema and everyone else in the room farted after him. It was a fart avalanche.
by Tnyr October 21, 2017
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cuban avalanche

Similar to mexican avalanche, you throw a woman down the stairs then aim to ejaculate on said women.
Man 1 "Man i gave that chick a cuban avalanche last night."

Man 2 "lololololol"
by Senator Douche April 24, 2008
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