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Louis Armstrong

A man who has been arrested due to sitting beside a white woman on the bus under Jim Crow laws and had had guns pulled out on him so he could play jazz for people, yet he still lived to be the most happy and jolly bloke until his death.

RIP Louis Armstrong 1901-1971 😇💙
Despite the hurdles Louis Armstrong has went jumped, he even sang about the wonderful aspects of the world.

See: What a wonderful world
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Kingston Armstrong

a gay little jew boy with a black bowl cut, he has the biggest jewish nose ever seen and weighs 60 pounds. nobody likes him and most people call him a jew or pedophile because he once said waka waka and grabs a girls tits. people love to lock him out of his school building (where he go school.) he is an only child and his mother has a mohawk and thats yucky.
every human being on earth: "Kingston Armstrong is very yucky!"
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Marcus Armstrong

part-time indycar driver, full time lissie's bf
by iloveleroy September 17, 2023
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Hailea armstrong

Boy 1: damn Hailea Armstrong is always eating dunkin doughnuts
by Terranceawesome March 19, 2020
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Pierce Armstrong

The most awesomest human being ever. super smart and hot. Friends with Marcel. Speaks Spanish in a joke kind of way.

Very cool.
Wow! He's so awesome, he's such a Pierce Armstrong!

Let's be crazy and be like Pierce Armstrong
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Gavin Armstrong

An amazing person who needs more self love. There are many other Gavin’s in the world, but none like Gavin Armstrong. Gavin is a one of a kind, but just needs someone to tell him that. I was there for Gavin at some point, but I lost my chance. Gavin will soon live on to find someone bigger and better and they will light up his world one day. Gavin Armstrong is someone you meet by chance and if you do meet him you’re one of the fucking luckiest people on earth. Gavin is all you could ever want and more. He’ll be your shoulder to cry on and your best friend. He’ll spend all after school looking up definitions with you on urban dictionary, until you get caught by the teachers and are forced to go play basketball with your lame ass friends. He’ll try to buy you a dog, but you won’t except even though he’ll ask for the next three weeks. You’ll play animal crossing together and he’ll ask you to buy a fortune cookie that costs 50 dollars and you’ll say no. Gavin is a person who will give you memories to hold on to even when there won’t be any new ones to make with him. Gavin isn’t the type of person that would forget someone, or the type of person that would purposely make someone upset for no reason. Gavin Armstrong is a one of a kind person and will literally stop playing fortnite jsut to talk to you. Yeah. That’s how dedicated he is. If you’re ever so lucky to meet Gavin Armstrong, congratulations you’re life has officially become amazing.
by Ricethekid July 11, 2018
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Tom Armstrong

The ultimate sexual predator to children, Tom usually keeps and rapes children in his basement. If you see this creature do not run as his 6.10 pet sloth Frenchy will chase you down and drink from your shoes while eating your toenails.
Fuck it a Tom Armstrong, run or we will be raped
by Notabot42069 November 29, 2021
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