a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time
by userhandlegoeshere October 04, 2023
by kkr homo August 12, 2018
"I didn't do it baby I swear" Woman- "see? This why we're having an argument bc you lying an I got proof you just don't wanna admit it."
by #madweed November 01, 2018
Example of an argument:
Person 1 "all im saying is that if enough crows worked together they could pickup a light baby and cary it into the sky"
Person 2 *leaves all the groceries they were going to buy and runs out of the store*
Person 1 *runs at inhuman speeds alongside person 2 as they get in there car and drive away
Person 2 "how can you run that fast"
*starts to sob*
Person 1 "I bet it would only be like 8 crows to cary a newborn child"
Person 2 "please god, help me, why are you doing this"
Person 2 *starts to wake up*
Person 2 *sits up in bed covered in sweat*
Person 1 *muffled* "I'm sure the crows *opens closet door* would b-
Person 2 *Screams*
Person 1 "all im saying is that if enough crows worked together they could pickup a light baby and cary it into the sky"
Person 2 *leaves all the groceries they were going to buy and runs out of the store*
Person 1 *runs at inhuman speeds alongside person 2 as they get in there car and drive away
Person 2 "how can you run that fast"
*starts to sob*
Person 1 "I bet it would only be like 8 crows to cary a newborn child"
Person 2 "please god, help me, why are you doing this"
Person 2 *starts to wake up*
Person 2 *sits up in bed covered in sweat*
Person 1 *muffled* "I'm sure the crows *opens closet door* would b-
Person 2 *Screams*
by 0987652431 July 30, 2022
Hym "That's called 'No True Scottsman Fallacy' Michael. What you were going to say in response to that question. 'No True Scottsman Fallacy' Mike. That's also not an argument. So, he doesn't believe in Christ... And he celebrated Christmas any... So it isn't an option... It's a demonstrably True statement. Michael... Michael... If it isn't an incest cult, where did all the people come from? You have Adam... And you have Eve... We know how babies are made... How did you multiply 2 people into 9 billion? Incest. What do you call two people who share the same set of parents? Siblings."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2024
by Hypnotic Talent October 26, 2019
Someone who frequently uses Note-Beach Arguments can be considered a stubborn, angry, uninformed feminist. The arguments are never compelling and the person is frequently driven by anger and emotion.
That bitch just fucking stretched her pussy with a ruler. I guess the argument was one of a Note-Beach Argument.
by Lovelydaybro October 24, 2018