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Argument Hawk

A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.
“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?
by An average Grian fan August 29, 2022
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Argumentative reality

For people that live together- one who watches the news vs one who has their own thoughts and does NOT believe ANYTHING he reads or sees
we are ALL living in an argumentative reality!
by dRSOLE January 3, 2021
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Best Atheist Argument

Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Argument

"nice argument" "yes i know niggers eat smegma"
by kkr homo August 11, 2018
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Classical argument

A more refined form of argumentation from simpler times. Unlike modern argument, where one party seeks to assert emotional dominance over the other through the employment of manipulative tactics, classical argument involves the pure exchange of information and growth of one's own understanding of the world. The outcome of a classical argument is the mutual growth of logical fluency, where both parties are able to recognize flaws in their own reasoning and leave with an improved philosophical maturity.
"We had a classical argument about the nature of free will in my philosophy class yesterday. It was super informative and really fun!"
by Inlovewithabsol January 23, 2023
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argument word

Words people use in arguments when they don't actually know what it means; or a word someone uses as an excuse or to accuse someone. Often said by people who saw a word used by another person and not even going as far to search what it means.
1. "you're a fucking nazi"

"do you even know what a Nazi is? Or are you just using an argument word"
by Existential Pain November 26, 2021
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Argument Bible

A large clump of text sent in one message in an online argument. It is usually a long, formulated message used to support their argument, however it is pointless, since this is the internet, and no one wants to read something that big, so everyone ignores them.
"Wow, that moron's been typing for 10 minutes now, seems he's typing an argument bible or something."
by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge July 26, 2022
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