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Get the Audi mug.Coined by Sean S in the early 1990's on Long Island, as the term "outie" or "oudi" started to gain popularity. Being one of the few people familiar with Audi's 5000 model car, Sean thought it sounded better to add the 5000 at the end of the often muttered "audi," of the time, thus creating the viral "I'm Audi 5000" saying.
by RobyRolfo November 3, 2023
Get the audi 5000 mug.A person who is a little short tempered and can be frustrating at times but is usually the person you always want to go for for a good time, Audi as a person is usually someone who is pretty hot and adorable, may act out in some cases but is just trying to be a good person and tries their best to be an amazing partner, all around a good person, has their flaws like everyone but is a nice gal and you'll always be having a blast when you are with her
Assessment: Don't forget that when an Audi finds her true love, she won't ever wanna let them go and will love them forever
Assessment: Don't forget that when an Audi finds her true love, she won't ever wanna let them go and will love them forever
by Mr. Lilman May 8, 2023
Get the Audi mug.A luxury car made by the German Auto manufacturer. Production began in 1994 replacing the Audi 100 the S6 got a major update in 2007 when the manufacturer put in its 5.0 V10 that is found in the Lamborghini Gallardo The next major update would be in 2013 with the C7 generation S6 replacing the V10 with a 4.4 Twin Turbo V8 powered by Audi’s quattro AWD system the S6 went from 0-60 4.1 seconds 2021 the S6 gets a facelift to look like the other Audi models for the North American market the Wagon variant (Avant) RS6 was introduced to the American market. The A6/S6/RS6 are still in production.
by dollarstoregas November 24, 2023
Get the Audi S6 mug.... to save his manic tongue the unnecessary syllables, the tweaker told his shrink to henceforth refer to this symptom as Audi Lucy, reasonably she agreed. Suddenly, however, just outside -- sirens began wailing like a fussy baby being fed chalkboard-fed organic rusty nails, giving way to a sound so abysmal and horrendous. He knew that roar. Undoubtedly, it was a homicidal Sassafrassquatch ripped to his tits horny on speed. It's eyes rolled back as he furiously masturbated, bursting blood vessels on his forehead, grimacing, bellowing a sinister, gutteral yelp. & it's meat staff erupted like Pompeii, one could see all over his sweaty body morphing veins as the blood coursing through them coagulated into ropes of iron-enriched lumps of throbbing gristle. Upon the final primordial kung-fu pump Sass echoed a warcry so LOUD ALL OF the streetlights went dark and every car parked on this street's alarm started up as their auto glass shattered . Then Sassafrasquatch quickly pulled up his Dungarees to check for potential witnesses, and his gaze FROZE locking eyes with the thousand-yard stare behind his therapist's sunroom pane... Fuck this! He screamed bloody murder.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.
by AorticKamikaze July 12, 2023
Get the audi lucy mug.The Audi Allroad can best be described as a Subaru Outback that went to Choate. It, like the Volvo Cross Country and Mercedes E-Class Wagon, has long been a favorite of the country's wealthiest families, and can frequently be spotted with a bunch of college bumper stickers and lax sticks strewn throughout the trunk. If the Volvo Cross Country is more New Haven and the E-Class Wagon is more Georgetown, the Audi Allroad is more Ann Arbor; still sophisticated, with that subtly-intelligent college-town prep vibe, but maybe not as quintessential as say, New Haven or Georgetown. Unfortunately, after the dumpster fire that was the first Allroad back in the early aughts, Audi's Stealth Wealth Wagon became associated with questionable reliability, but shhh, no one needs to remember that. The Allroad is far more sophisticated than a normal Audi sedan. A4s and A6s are everywhere, but Allroads are a rare, rare breed.
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