An infection that a woman contracts after having sexual intercourse with a foot having the fungus known as athlete's foot. Symptoms include blisters and cracked skin. Aka dhobi itch.
That bitch laughed after I kicked her in the box and it didn't hurt her...little did she know I gave her athlete's cunt, biological warfare at it's finest!
Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!
Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!
by Kevin Baconstrips March 08, 2009
A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'
by Parkmeister May 03, 2006
by Creat1v1ty September 09, 2008
When the lady of the house goes to take a nice hot bath and the tub so filthy that if you don't clean it out first you'll most definitly catch u some athletes cunt.
Poor Jennifer just wanted to hurry and get off work to soak in her bath tub... But her Room mate Steve washed his dirty ass in the shower and didn't clean it out, Jennifer wasn't exc ited to learn she had her a gnarly case of athletes cunt.
by Langcable32 April 03, 2019
Someone who takes gym class WAY too seriously. Some signs of an Ogympic Athlete include running the warm up laps or mile too fast/like a track star, getting mad when they do bad at gym games, showing off for the gym teachers (who don't give a shit by the way), simply being a try-hard or too competitive, etc. Ogympic Athletes are hilarious to watch and/or jerkoffs to deal with.
by TheFiend138 August 27, 2016
Much like a method actor, a method athlete will exercise their craft while throughout the day. A method athlete will dribble a basketball while in the grocery store.
The method athlete baseball player has never been seen with a baseball in his hand. Much like a method actor, this athlete is always in character with his sport.
by ERIC Jenson August 10, 2016
As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.
We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.
This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.
The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.
This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.
The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
He be havin Athletic Scissors.
by Jonny Redneck February 17, 2020