Android sheep

People who dislike apple products no matter how good it is

Wow you are android sheep

by Android dog May 25, 2022

android phone

a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh

android phones belong in the 🗑️

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

Android quality

The use of word to describe the gayness of android and having a android make u mega gay

Person 1 “he has an android”
Person 2 “android quality is gay”
Person 3 “ he must be gay”

by Kindagayredneck November 21, 2020

Android

A POS "smart"phone (really just "phone") that people who want to seem quirky and different get to make a crap conversation starter. Objectively worse than iPhone in every way except for a couple of "customization" features that people use to feel better about their choice in devices.

These devices usually only get one or two years of updates compared to the 6 years minimum that all Apple devices get. Some models made by Samsumg are literal bombs not permitted on airplanes.

Normal person: Hey, can you AirDrop me those photos?
Android user: I acTuaLlY haVe aN aNDRoId wIth 6gB oF mEMoRy!!!1!! My dEvICE is tOo fAncY fOr aIrDrOP sO i ActuaLLy can'T.
Normal person: My iPhone has half the memory and literally has twice the battery life, features, and performance. Could I see those photos?
(Sees Android pics)
Normal person: Nevermind, I don't want those photos. The original iPhone takes better photos.

by notaratio March 19, 2023

Android

The worst graphics you can find on the planet.

Hey I got and android
His friend: why r u?

by Delicate food June 03, 2022

Android

The worst graphics and video quality you can find on the planet.

Hey I got an android
His friend: WHY WHY WHY

by Delicate food June 03, 2022

Android

Someone that is disabled

Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android

Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019