Jake

(noun),

A wonderful person. Jakes always have a great sense of style and music. They love cars and motorcycles. They are caring, loving, smart, senitive and creative. Jakes are the type of people you just can't help but love. If you are a Jake, you should be very proud of these qualities valued greatly in society.

Oh, that must be a Jake.

by Yogan September 23, 2012

Jake

Jake is a lovely asshole. He is very rude, and loves to fake his feelings. Even tho he is rude, i know that deep down somewhere in his heart there is a part of him who is caring, and soft. Jake makes me angry most of the time, but there are times when i cant help it but laugh at how stupid he is. I have said this many times, but, ily Old one. :')

Me: "oMg uR sO fAkE"
Jake: "Thanks i got it from you"
.....
Jake: "before you say i'm rude"
Jake: "i was joking "

by suck_the_ice October 21, 2017

JAKE

A typical white school shooter.

JAKE TOLD US NOT TO COME TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.

by Garshrek February 13, 2017

jakes

the police

those mutha fukin jakes tried to hastle me up!

by mr. jackoff May 12, 2009

Jake

An absolutly perfect guy. He is funny, adorable, smart, and caring. His smile is contagious. He can make anybody laugh. He has beautiful eyes that captivate everyone. He is amazing!

Jake is my soul mate; we are going to go to college together and get married and have children togther. We will have the perfect life together.

by TheQueen June 21, 2012

jake

To brandish a liquor bottle as a weapon and to smash said bottle against the back of someone's head in a violent act.

I cannot beleive he jake'd that guy!
I know, I heard he is in a coma.

by Carlos De Santa Anna July 15, 2008

Jake

A soy boy. Someone who loves to make sandwiches after having a 3 course meal. He should be overweight but for some reason is not. Hes gay. He's also fucking.

Is he making a sandwich after he ate a meal? what a fucking Jake.

by deeznuts101gotemlol July 6, 2018