A man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.
by Dick Rivard November 24, 2019

by Mark and Lisa July 3, 2023

by Phantom Kadek November 12, 2021

The effect that occurs after the tootsie roll critical number has been met or surpassed. The result is while making bowel movements, the tootsie rolls come out like when went in, as if there was no digestion at all.
See all those twentysomething pieces of brown on the floor? This was a direct result of the tootsie roll effect.
by rudog September 8, 2005

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.
by Suspensee October 6, 2020

Clay Aiken: The poop just fell out of me this morning after I fell asleep at that gay bar last night.
Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.
Clay Aiken: Awesome.
Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.
Clay Aiken: Awesome.
by x94952 January 3, 2011

An act involving a menstruating woman and a second subject, in which the menstruating woman takes a mustache ride and simultaneously releases her bowels, thereby covering the subject's face in the red and brown mixture.
"Last night that kinky bitch showed me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Cherry Tootsie Pop."
by Shizzynat April 7, 2008
