Technoblade

I Pig, Who Never dies, Hates/Kills Orphans. Technoblade Hates Government And Wants To/ Destroys Government

Not Even Close Baby, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

by Mightyair3310 January 10, 2021

Technoblade

Rest in peace, today marks 1 year, truly heartbreaking, wish his family the best<//3

Person 1: "Technoblade died today last year"
Person 2: "oh"

by Starz4scar June 30, 2023

Technoblade

A killer pig who spares no life technoblade is a fucking badass who fucking killed Tommyinnit in (Minecraft) Technoblade is so cool that he said (Tommy Go get a fucking life)

Technoblade Hates Kids

by Marshmallow1234455677 May 3, 2022

Technoblade

A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!"

".. what?"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021

Technoblade

A minecraft YouTuber who sadly passed away this June.

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

RIP TECHNO!!!

by Eowwwatermelon July 12, 2022

Technoblade

An American youtuber who became popular for making Minecraft videos. He is the true ruler of the Dream SMP and absolutely dogged on Dream in there 1 v 1. He majored English in college and is also a profound philosopher. He is famous in the philosophy community for his deep thoughts on the status of Hypixel Skyblock.

Child: "Do you know who Technoblade is?"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Child: "Because Dream is better than him,"
Me: "No he is not you uneducated Stan"

by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022

Technoblade

A weapon from the cartoon series Ninjago, specifically from the third season, "Rebooted"
It has the power to hack into Cyrus Borg's technology and allow it to be controlled by the ninja

Zane struck his technoblade against the hovercopter, hacking into it and gaining control.

by SG80 July 28, 2021