Nimbus 3000 syndrome

(nim-bus- three-thousand- syn-drome, noun. also known as N3S or Gandalf's staff syndrome.) Thinking you are better than someone else and suffering from having a stick the size of a nimbus 3000 up your gluteus maximus. Be warned it spreads quickly, and if you don't think you have it, you do, just for thinking that you don't.

I think I'm so much better than everyone; I have Nimbus 3000 syndrome.

by GandalfsStaff May 24, 2012

DIRECTX Combo 3000

The hardest, the most dirty, the most orgasmic sex position known to this sector of the universe that only a few hoes are worthy of getting.

That's why I fucked your mom with the DIRECTX Combo 3000

by Ubstruckl May 11, 2018

anti-chavvy 3000

car protection devices designed with the sole purpose of destroying the genitalia of any godamm thieving batsards who happen to come to close to your car with a coathanger and industrial strength metal dissolver

hey bill, check out my new protection system, lets see that goddam toe-rag try and steal my radio now

by the goddam owner of the car with a bustlock March 28, 2003

Nave-tard 3000

A Poorly Programmed Android.

Nave-Tard 3000 is trying to walk but is unsuccessful because he is pointed at the corner of the room and continues bumping into the wall.

by Horman Hotsauce August 9, 2006

Voice Changer 3000

A voice changer that does not actually exist, but is in fact just a cruel joke played on you by your friend who has nothing better to do, than to pretend to have a voice changer.

Not to be confused with Voice Changer 3; which actually does exist.

Veronica: Wow, how did you change your voice like that?
Fernando: It's a voice changer.
Veronica: Really? Which one?
Fernando: "Voice Changer Three--"
Veronica: "Voice Changer 3"?
Fernando: No, "VOICE CHANGER 3000"

by pHailer November 18, 2009

gok gok 3000

it's the word that subway surfer story kids use instead of seggs so they don't get banned on tiktok and get their accounts stolen. there are millions of different versions of this phrase, like god 3000, gorilla 3000, cluck cluck 3000, etc. it's subway surfer storytime kid slang so don't take it seriously.

subway surfer kid: yeah so me and my boyfriend did the gok gok 3000 for 2 hot StEaMY hours >:))))

by imachickenugget November 22, 2020

fat master 3000

Someone who takes pride in being fat and likes to say that they are better than other fat people.

Fat guy: Hai guysss. Mmmmm this ice cream is good.

Fat master 3000: Shut the fuck up n00b. I ate 200 bowl's of that shit AND your moms pussy!

Fat guy: heart attack then dies.

by N1k19941234 May 4, 2009