Keyboardcat Witness

Keyboardcat Witness -

1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.

2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.

3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.

He is a Keyboardcat witness they meet on thursdays and watch many episodes of Keyboardcat religiously.

He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.

Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.

by ravenmsb June 24, 2009

wit the quickness

immediately; before humanly possible

Yo nigga, get the **** over here wit the quickness!

by sandillator May 11, 2003

fuckz wit

(v.)
1. to exhibit an approval or liking

Sometimes pronounced as "fox wit"

"Yo son, u see them new J's? I fuckz wit dem jonts."

by =nEo= July 21, 2004

Fuck Wit

Something resembling idiocy...only a wee bit nastier

"Fucking hell Baz you fuck wit"

"You are one 1st class fuck wit"

by Col/Jack/Jimmeh March 21, 2005

wit's end

To be utterly out of patients, and the end of your rope, the final straw, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

His parents were at his wit's end over their sons bad behavior.

by kyle.biddle January 21, 2011

fucks wit

to associate with,to agree with

Yo, I fucks wit that Madden '08!

by T. Butler October 02, 2007

Bingering the witness

1. When an attorney asks a witness inane questions for far too long.

2. An ineffective cross examination.

"Bro, did you see the prosecution's cross?"
"Yeah man, they were totally Bingering the witness, why didn't the defense object!"

by JQ11112021 November 11, 2021