fat man's remorse

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item

"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."

"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"

"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."

by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014

Man hooker

A guy who fucks a lot of girls

Kendall is a man hooker

by 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 November 19, 2020

hoots man

There’s a moos loos aboot this hoos

that’s proper hoots man

by Chacha__ August 4, 2019

Man shot

When men cum

my boyfriend was so aroused he man shot thrice

by Gijjlegum July 8, 2022

lollipop man

Helps at crossings outside school and makes me lick his lollipop

I like licking lollipop man's lollipop

by Widsowman March 25, 2024

penis man

penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.

ur my penis man

by tthomamho January 7, 2022

mans

your either straight or gay or a female.

imma take yo mans. yo i gotta see what my mans is up to.i gotta hit up my mans.

by SKUFFED MUSIC October 24, 2020