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Urban Dictionary- A place where you can say anything, it started out as a good idea, but eventually ended up as a place where about 89% of all definitions are sex-related, and written by perverts or retards with no sense of human decency. Often used by kids as a dare in some way. there is a larger collection of definitions here that are misspelled, and almost anything here, even if it is not sexual, is weird... and not in a good way.
Urban dictionary, you started out good... no need to say what you are now...
by ArcturusX12 February 12, 2018
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Person 1:"Urban dictionary is trash"

Person 2:"yes"
by blazou October 8, 2018
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Urban Grandad

A new generation of hipster, 28+ male found in cities. Rocking a flat cap, checked flannel shirt and old man Cardigan. Far less edgy than a hipster, they may or may not have a beard and they generally work in middle management and like to spend weekends on meditation retreats, having nice weekends with family and friends and not drinking the latest on trend craft beer.

Celeb Urban grandads include Matthew Edmondson radio one and John Richardson comedian
I Really like Matt, he’s such a nice guy, he had a cool cardigan on last week, when he told me he liked my jumper, he’s such an Urban Grandad.
by Flip flop 80 April 25, 2019
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Urban Beef

Term used by some homeless and folks who have neighbors who come from countries where eating dog is acceptable.
Mr. Santos is raising Urban beef for the summer BBQ.

Quiet that Urban Beef down before Mr. Kwon turns him into Urban beef stew.

I'm taking my Urban Beef for a walk.
by Inkjet2 November 4, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

The ultimate place for cynicism and sexually charged definitions. Go do your homework somewhere else.
"OMG Sarah! Do you know that cake is really a code for hot sex with an eskimo?"
"I worry about Urban Dictionary definitions. And your English papers."
by KatieKitKat March 11, 2016
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Urban Dictionary

A place where you spend 2 hours reading definitions of "poop"
by urban dicitnary troller August 31, 2014
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Urban Dictionary

A site often used by teenage delinquents to define their own "made up" words so they can feel better about themselves and the fact that that do not know the definition of actual words in the English language
Jeff: hey mick! What did you do on the weekend?
Mick: oh you know, the usual, made up words on the Urban Dictionary and contemplated my death
by Tibby TheTiger July 22, 2016
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