Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn

It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn

by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

Unicorn

A dorky unattractive man with a huge package, that pulls really hot girls. Almost as if he is a magestic creature.

"how did HE pull that ?" "Oh, you didn't know, he's a unicorn"

by Yeagfy May 24, 2018

the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

Wet unicorn

The act of a man putting a wet piece of corn in another mans asshole

Ron gave me the biggest wet unicorn

by Wet unicorn December 1, 2019

full unicorn

The male or female that any man or woman would want to show off to their mom, their dad, extended family, and the rest of the world as a "suck it" to their exes that didn't live up to the hype. Full unicorns are a rare breed and should be captured and studied on the spot.

That man I started dating turned out to be a full unicorn. -Tracy
My gosh Tracy, you got so lucky!!!! -Her jealous friend

by The Juiced One April 28, 2021

Unicorn

A magical horse with a rainbow mane and a horn that walks on RAINBOOOWSSS <33333

" Mom i want to be an unicorn "
"Sure honey"

by Anonima999 April 17, 2017

The unicorn

When youre about to fuck a girl from behind and stick a big suction cup dildo to her forehead like a horn. While she hesitates in utter confusion, you slide your dick real quick into her ass, making her then gallop in excitement, much like a horse.

"Yo man why you buying that huge ass dildo? I didn’t know you swing like that. "
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"

by MeatBeater69 September 24, 2017