by Matthewwantdon November 22, 2021
Fake slag who gets with people’s exes and especially her best friends and also try’s to make other people’s friends suicidal because she’s such a bitch
by suck ur mum😁😁 November 25, 2019
a fucking slag who shags there friends exes and makes there friends suicidal cus she a sket who’s got nothing better to do
by suck ur mum😁😁 November 25, 2019
Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
i love isabel she is so funny and cool and hot and she has soooo many hoes she is married to everyone everyone loves her, neha gade hates her so much and no one knows why isabel smith is the best person ever she is so rich and i love her!
friends husband: “do you know isabel she is so cool let me stay with her!”
friend: “NO U CAN NOT I WILL KEEP U HOSTAGE U CAN NOT SEE HER I AM SO JELOUS OF ISABEL SMITH!”
friend: “NO U CAN NOT I WILL KEEP U HOSTAGE U CAN NOT SEE HER I AM SO JELOUS OF ISABEL SMITH!”
by izzyisswag November 01, 2020
isabel is so cool, funny, kind, pretty, great speller, lady’s man🤑, you get my point anyways everyone loves isabel she is so cool she is my idol i hope i get to see her someday.isabel 2020 yall anyways i don’t get why everyone hates her sm like everyone is so jealous it’s so stupid. how is she still even single?!?!
friends husband: “YO DO YK ISABEL SMITH SHES SO FUNNY, COOL, AND PRETTY!!”
friend: “ew no i hate her i’m so jealous of her don’t talk abt her #brocken”
friend: “ew no i hate her i’m so jealous of her don’t talk abt her #brocken”
by izzyisswag November 01, 2020
Daniel Smith is a ufc fighter born and bred to be Conor Mcregor one day. Dan loves his family and his finger friends. Dan is a weird guy who can be okay sometimes, but if you tell him to chill or call him a pogeon he is like a “devil that has long been caged.”
1.I just met a dan and that’s it really.
Dan is an awesome guy who needs to chill.
Daniel Smith needs to chill
Dan is an awesome guy who needs to chill.
Daniel Smith needs to chill
by Guy11223344556677889900 April 17, 2018