Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that you've boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.
by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 17, 2018
Get the Burning Corn Dildomug. A sexual act that involves covering ones penis in batter(with no rising agent) sticking said penis into a cold place and then fucking a whore with a yeast infection.
Jeff: i paid a whore to give me a frozen corn-dog.
Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.
Jeff: the smell.
Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.
Jeff: the smell.
by Rogefag December 11, 2010
Get the Frozen corn-dogmug. When you peel the husk off a cob of corn but leave it attached at one end, eat the corn from the cob, and holding on to the husk you force the cob up your partner's ass in a thrusting action to force whatever sex toys you're using that much further up for insane pleasure effect.
(At a swinger's picnic) - "Those benwah balls are doing nothing for me anymore." "Oh no? Here, take this cob and give'r the old 'Liskeard Corn Handle!"
by 'Liskeard Cornhole November 20, 2009
Get the 'Liskeard Corn Handlemug. by Domisabitchboyclaptrap November 2, 2019
Get the Corn nuts teethmug. After my late night and corn dog breakfast, i continued playing call of duty, trying not to gag from jon's baby killing corn dog farts.
by BigMikeTheBrave March 23, 2011
Get the Corn Dog Fartsmug. An Oklahoma Corn Cob, is where you stick a corn cob into a girls vagina during a period until she cums on it. Then you proceed to eat the cob with all the extra toppings.
The other day my girl friend was on her period and to relieve her stress we performed the oklahoma corn cob.
by johnson13 March 26, 2009
Get the Oklahoma Corn Cobmug. by longhairedluver June 21, 2006
Get the texas corn on the cobmug.