Canada

The best country in the world that could easily take over the US, New Zealand, Australia, and all the other countries like... Belize

Tom: Wait it's all Canada?
Justin T: Always has been

by TheGooseWizard May 20, 2024

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Canada

What’s that? CANADA ISNT REAL. -whllo

Nothing here. BECAUSE CANADA DOESNT EXIST. IM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC I SWEA

by whllo January 8, 2024

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Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010

My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem

by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010

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Canada, is a shy and adorable character in Hetalia. Although he is not noticed by the other countries, America (his brother) is kind to him (in Americas' own way). He would never hurt a fly. He is very skilled in Hockey.

America: We could ask Canada.

everyone else: Who?

by ZoëTheJoey March 3, 2022

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Canada

They hate Cajun people and other Southerners just like the North

Canada is fucked, never aide these cowardly two faced people. Socialism is stupid

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

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Canada's History

This starts out with 4 guys and 1 woman sitting on a couch. Guy #1 starts out by peeing on the girl while she cuts her own left pinkie off with a dull bladed knife. Guy #2 starts blowing Guy #1 while Guy #3 and Guy #4 start kissing in a very gay way. The woman defecates on the floor and throws it at Guys #3 & #4. Guy #1 then punches the woman and they all leave.

Guy 1: Dude, I did a Canada's History last night.

Guy 2: I know... I WAS THERE!

by Murdock February 4, 2010

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