when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.
Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"
by AudiUrS4 June 9, 2009
Get the if there's blood, play in the mudmug. Chinglish slang. It sounds like 放你妈的屁 in Chinese, which basically means stop motherfucking lyingIs. Used to fight back people who called COVID-19 “Chinese Virus”
by 杰克辣舞 March 25, 2020
Get the funny mud peemug. Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.
I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.
by Daddy big hands May 14, 2016
Get the mongolian mud munchmug. When you get so drunk at a party that you pass out and people put chocolate cake in your pants to make you think that you shit yourself.
Based on true story.
Based on true story.
by oaff November 3, 2010
Get the Alabama mud buttmug. This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.
by MudslideMan November 12, 2019
Get the Alabama Mud Slidemug. by Mississippimudbutt June 14, 2016
Get the Mississippi mud piemug. After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle
by lewestogger1 June 18, 2009
Get the mud for my turtlemug.