slow key

the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time

Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now

by Snaplatts August 11, 2020

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude

Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?

by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022

I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

KEI SI

means i’m dead in zopau! (“im dead” is used to express laughter)
kei= im, si=dead

someone: mama farted in class today and in smelt like eggs

u: HAHAHA KEI SI

by saratonin April 15, 2023

Kei

Kei was a trainee in iland and he didn't get to debut. but he WILL debut. we all live you kei !!

Kei is so handsome, his abs!!

Kei is going to debut! or else >:

by i came from eggie tumblr, whoa September 25, 2020

National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020