If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.
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by TOMIS13LACk January 25, 2015
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As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
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by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
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It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.
Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.
by Kailman / The Thunder May 26, 2010
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In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
by Bee M September 21, 2014
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fuck em and chuck em

Usually pertaining to homosexual teens that hook up with a guy for a relationship, but end up getting fucked and left.
Andrew: Man, i want to get with that guy so bad!
Jackie: No, no, no, hes just one of those fuck em and chuck em guys!
by Cum%Andrew%Dumpster October 21, 2007
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Chuck Norris

The way to explain anything,no matter what,with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake in the forest while hunting for Bigfoot.After 2 days of grueling pain,the snake died from a sudden case of the roundhouse kick.
by Thunder Pig March 17, 2012
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