Austin Cozma 2.0

Austin Cozma 2.0 didnt do 911, it couldntve happened, the plane wouldve hit first
by Papa Brayden June 05, 2018
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Austin Atwood

Is the guy who is always the life of the party he is honest which is rare and hard to find in this day and age definitely one of a kind ..more guys should aspire to be more like him
Let's go and Austin Atwood this scean
by 75CHANDRA January 17, 2023
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Sloppy Austin

A sloppy joe with chicken instead of beef.
I had the best chicken sloppy Austin for lunch!
by The ultimate XS August 12, 2016
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Austin heard

Beta, a man who is seen as passive, subservient, weak
Austin heard is being a beta
by Peter Obama February 12, 2022
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Austin Lotion

a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet
by hectorodee December 23, 2023
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Austin Quincel

"Austin Quincel" is a term used for extremely sexy men. They typically get all the pussy and play in the ocean, their dick is also so big that he doesn't need the motion in the ocean he has the whale in the swale.
"OMG Jamaal is such an Austin Quincel I just wanna slop him up."
by Ralphhendry March 09, 2023
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austinning

Noun, Verb

1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"

2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.

2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname November 27, 2024
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