Its a redo day for April 11th which was national ass grabbing day. But if you couldn't do that, heres your chance.
by teasquad April 11, 2019

This is an lyric from YNW MELLY's ''Murder On My Mind'' it's pretty good song if I must say myself, it's probably available everywhere.
Teacher: Class, what's 118-71? Quiet Kid: That's AK-47, MAC-11 GLOCKs, AND 9's. 15 Students: Hey, I think we'll head out, oh what's that mom? Oh you got my sandwich well, sorry guys gotta go! Teacher: Oh. Okay, have a good day? Principal: What's going on in here I got an alert saying we've got a kid with guns? Teacher: Oh, yes it was that kid right there! Quiet Kid: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's. Oink Oink: Nah my guy you are out of here that's it!! You going to jail today!! Quiet Kid Whispers: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's.
by The Teen That Makes Meanings April 20, 2021

Jack Spank9049: Man, I am really getting bored of Windows Vista, GTA 2 (Sega Dreamcast) and Fortnite kids on Warzone, I'll wonder when Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat will come out?
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

PLEASE HELP I AM NOW TRAPPED IN URBAN DICTIONARY THIS IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE HELP I WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD BY APRIL PLEASE HELP SEND HELP NOW I WAS CAUGHT BY THE EVIL OVERLORDS OF URBAN DICTIONARY THIS IS NOT A JOKE
by johny fucking depp March 17, 2021

Quick it’s November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day so give her your jumper
by Officialsdays November 9, 2020

by Officialsdays November 9, 2020

Another qwerty keyboard randomness, not suprising.
You know the drill, you're bored bla bla bla typing keyboard something etc.
Well, I ain't blaming y'all for getting bored. Because I myself are the same as you guys.
You know the drill, you're bored bla bla bla typing keyboard something etc.
Well, I ain't blaming y'all for getting bored. Because I myself are the same as you guys.
Someone: "Oi, can ya stop with the typin'?"
You:"Nope, I won't. I have achieved the ultimate keyboard typing randomness. By typing the ultimate "``==11--220033994488557766qq\\wweerrppttooyyiiuuaa''ss;;ddllffkkggjjhhzz//xx..cc,,vvmmbbnn."
Someone: "I'll call the psychiatrists."
You:"Nope, I won't. I have achieved the ultimate keyboard typing randomness. By typing the ultimate "``==11--220033994488557766qq\\wweerrppttooyyiiuuaa''ss;;ddllffkkggjjhhzz//xx..cc,,vvmmbbnn."
Someone: "I'll call the psychiatrists."
by HiuSharky July 11, 2021
