Flaming Jockey

Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.

“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”

by Fireslapper April 08, 2021

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flaming shart

When you feel the burning sensation in the anus followed by shit on the walls.

I feel it... the flaming shart.

by Sebasssssssss23 November 04, 2015

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Flaming peacock

The act of putting multiple sparklers in your anus, lighting them on fire, then running around naked, while a sound that inevitably sounds like a peacock's scream escapes from your lips.

Rob did too much ketamine on 4th of July and performed the flaming peacock at the block party. He now has to move from the neighborhood.

by Sidetidewayz May 07, 2024

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