Canned ham

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.

Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.

by pilotdude July 10, 2010

Hot Ham and Cheese

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"

Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

ham lake minnesota

fucking farmville

full of karen soccer moms and druggies

“i’m going to ham lake minnesota” “that’s unfortunate”

by ow169459 November 13, 2019

Dancing the ham fandago

The sex that two gay guys have.

Carl and I were dancing the ham fandago at the sex party down in Castro

by Daniel Tregant December 11, 2008

Flubbery Ham Chicken

When first watching the movie Flubber you get oddly turned on to go find the babe to get down and dirty. When you're going down you start going in raw but when finishing up you pull out and that sucka is as hot as ham.

"When Daisy and I watched Flubber we participated in Flubbery Ham Chicken."

by Swastles January 05, 2017

Hot Dog No Ham

When the expected outcome is not the presumed result.

The met gala was hot dog no ham!

by Hanfrooter May 03, 2023

Ham and clam slam

The lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking.

Mal: Guys, what's the lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking?

Ungobafungo: If it had a name I'd call it the ham and clam slam.

by Asian EDP445 July 26, 2022