Math

Sex. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiplication

Man 1: I'm very very good at maths

by AloneAgain0 September 20, 2015

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math god

Someone who is really good at copying math answers

Emily and Sarah are math gods

by Emthespang October 21, 2019

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Math is a blessing. Never exclude mathematics from a curricular lesson.
Without "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally" Fundamental science would seize to exist and the universe would spontaneously collapse. Always start your children counting with change, NOT dollars. That's why we have A. Lincoln on A CENT, Never toss change!! ROLL IT." LINCOLN, NEBRASKA TREASURE.

Aiye aiye aiye LOVE MATH FAM

by YelaSyr October 27, 2020

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Math-hue

A simple-minded homo-sapien who simply cannot comprehend the elegance and beauty of thy bathroom gods. The bathroom gods provide comfort, relief, privacy, and freedom, yet, the obstinate Math-hue deliberately tries to give them a bad name. It is THE present day Hitler; with it's army of Fridgzis, it plans to destroy mankind's most prominent species: the bath-hoomans. (You'll know you're in imminent danger when you hear the chant: "Hail Math-hue!" It will stop at nothing to eradicate the bathroom gods' noble and humble bath-hoomans, so it MUST be executed at all costs to prevent the genocide of the innocent bath-hooman species. So please, if you donate one penny per day, you can stop the dictatorship of the tyrannical Math-hue. It's the bath-hoomans' last hope.

"Humble and noble civilians of Bathroville, the Math-hue and his army of Fridgzis are making their way into our sacred shrine. We must stand together as a United Nation and stop them at all costs. Our existence and culture is in jeopardy now."

"Fubbernuck the Math-hue! It's an insane and tyrannical dictator; we must stand with the bath-hoomans and protect them against this calamitous and pernicious evil!"

by Meh-The Bathroom Goddess September 14, 2018

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