Is a dad of a 4 year old kid named Jacob. Jacobs dad is suspicious and nerdy. Is a drug dealer. Forcing kids to hug his son.
by Tennisforlife April 11, 2019
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jacob smak fucks guys all day such as mike and himself. Loves to have fake sex with his fake girlfriend.
Loses all his fights with people.
Has aids, stds, crabs, skittles, and fucks himself with a pole. and has sex with an asian all night long .
Pays asians to fuck him with a pole.
Loses all his fights with people.
Has aids, stds, crabs, skittles, and fucks himself with a pole. and has sex with an asian all night long .
Pays asians to fuck him with a pole.
by bp zs ab ajs November 5, 2012
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by Hehe man October 14, 2019
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Get the Jacob mug.Jacob is a little Asian boy with a small penis, he thinks he is really funny but he is not at all. He is also a hypocrite, he complains about thinking and then does it.
My friend Jacob told me he was sad about his friends ditching him for fortnite, but then he started playing it. waw.
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