when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.
Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"
by AudiUrS4 June 09, 2009
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funny mud pee

Chinglish slang. It sounds like 放你妈的屁 in Chinese, which basically means stop motherfucking lyingIs. Used to fight back people who called COVID-19 “Chinese Virus
by 杰克辣舞 March 26, 2020
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mongolian mud munch

Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.
I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.
by Daddy big hands May 13, 2016
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Alabama mud butt

When you get so drunk at a party that you pass out and people put chocolate cake in your pants to make you think that you shit yourself.

Based on true story.
John was drunk and a little obnoxious so he woke up with an Alabama mud butt.
by oaff November 02, 2010
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Alabama Mud Slide

This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.
I'm thinking about doing the Alabama Mud Slide tonight, you in or out?
by MudslideMan November 12, 2019
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Mississippi mud pie

A Mississippi mud pie is when you have anal sex with someone you are related to
Me and sis Mississippi mud pied last night!
by Mississippimudbutt April 12, 2016
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mud for my turtle

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle
by lewestogger1 June 19, 2009
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