a sad mall in Statesville NC (also the only indoor mall) once upon a time (long long ago before my time) it was serving small town hometown realness but no longer :( Signal Hill includes 3 ish stores the biggest being Belk. the others are irrelevant (much like the whole mall) the bath and body works recently relocated to crossroads shopping center (a great place to people watch from your car while eating McDonald’s) small town tingz i guess. anyway rumor has it there are plans to demolish the mall and build a new one but this is statesville after all so expectations are nonexistent. driving to a nearby town is your best bet for most things.
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