because i can

in other words fuck u bitch

if someone was to say y u do that bitch um BECAUSE I CAN

by mohammod January 14, 2008

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can you smell that?

When someone is talking bullshit, another people listening may interrupt saying, "Can you smell that?", referring to the imaginary smell of bullshit coming from the original speaker.

Person 1: I pulled this stunning girl at the weekend
Person 2: Can you smell that?

by Dward81 February 04, 2009

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can of worms

an expression used explaining a certain situation or a bunch or things at once.

Police: Are you sure you saw him steal it?
Clerk: Yeah, he shoved cigarettes, a bottle, and a few condoms in his big jeans and that the whole can of worms.

by phiz February 14, 2004

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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

by Karen Chungus February 07, 2019

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Can U Dance?

A sweet nanny goat a go run mi belly or ballet. String up supm clupm, strunnin, strummin, struggle and ease-up, blow-up and open these obstacle tentacles! Da bucky master izz dawta agony. WH'APPEN?
Coo pon dat bwoy! Hitey-Titey younghi pickney goes yaga yaga. We hafu yammin gaan to bed!". Yuh ina big fuckery.
The baggy bashment mek we dweet. Gwan hoon maas. Mi milkshake izz di bling bling but from yuh sind di hot legs. Tek it to dem. Mi cheeks pinta shawty dangerous. Naww dawg. Yer blad im movin! Gwey guzoo. Fling it up and and ring mi man undie da Martini Moon. Bunks Mi Res

Can U Dance? potwah, liquor, dance, pleaz dunnoh touch mi haffa say so much

by Martini Moon December 06, 2008

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