Ham head

A "ham head" is someone who does loads of coke all the time. These people are generally bell ends.

Craig: "Hey John, Steve's turned into a right ham head since meeting those new guys at work hasn't he?"

John: "Yeah mate, he's become a right bell end!"

by The Ninja Boyfriend April 8, 2016

Canned ham

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.

Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.

by pilotdude August 4, 2010

Hot Dog No Ham

When the expected outcome is not the presumed result.

The met gala was hot dog no ham!

by Hanfrooter May 2, 2023

Flubbery Ham Chicken

When first watching the movie Flubber you get oddly turned on to go find the babe to get down and dirty. When you're going down you start going in raw but when finishing up you pull out and that sucka is as hot as ham.

"When Daisy and I watched Flubber we participated in Flubbery Ham Chicken."

by Swastles January 5, 2017

Ham and clam slam

The lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking.

Mal: Guys, what's the lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking?

Ungobafungo: If it had a name I'd call it the ham and clam slam.

by Asian EDP445 July 26, 2022

Dancing the ham fandago

The sex that two gay guys have.

Carl and I were dancing the ham fandago at the sex party down in Castro

by Daniel Tregant December 18, 2008

double ham slam

The act of double male penetration in which both participants insert their penis into the other's rectum.

I saw this movie were these two gay guys were giving each other the double ham slam.

by SkandaalousJoenes September 18, 2016