Asu Al Shu

A curse or hex you place on one or multiple people you dislike.

"I hate you all, asu al shu."

by b0mbas3b December 1, 2025

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Al-kanga

It’s when jinns find an unsuspecting human target and proceed to surround him and call him squirly in an attempt to trick him into going wreath-mode indefinitely or until pardoned (at their will, of course). Now, this ofcourse never comes to fruition as it’s literally impossible without the co-operation of the human (due to pre-existing heavenly laws pertaining to creation). What ends up happening, is the jinn participants realise they are inferior fools, absolute fools mid-kanga, and proceed to blame it on environmental factors whilst taking all the credit amongst other unsuspecting jinns (a kanga in its own right lol).

“You hear about Timmy? The jinns around him tried do him dirty and al-kanga him, but of course he got away after a couple of months… They tried chasing him down, but Timmy was just too smart”

“No way, I’m guessing the jinns around him took the credit anyway?”

“Oh, you know it, classic al-kanga”

by Escape-dat-kanga January 1, 2026

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Al-Zutt

Referring to the infamous night of the Al-Zutt with Muhammad (Qutham)

The Al-Zutt rode me all night long and now I'm sleepy and my behind hurts!

by False prophet Muhammad January 1, 2026

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AL-MANU'EL II

Member of the Deukalyptus 010 D gang. He handle the money n shi. He also b shooting type shi. He the man who got the most opps in the gang fr. Ain't no messing wit him.

Damn, I think AL-MANU'EL II put me on they opps list

by APSDEUKALYPTUS January 23, 2025

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