July 25

you kinda a dumb bitch but you fun and a bit of a hoe honestly fuck you lmao i love you

you a bitch, july 25

by real ass bitxh May 24, 2020

15th July

A day when a very sexy child named Jagrit was born and that makes him the most important.

“It’s the 15th July”

“The day Jagrit was born?!”

by Unborn legend November 22, 2021

July 16

National fuck your best friend day

Just pull your best friend in to a private place or in too a bathroom and say it’s July 16 let’s f u c k 💋😍😘😩🤪🤤🥰

by Kikirayg July 15, 2021

29th of July

29th of July , Weather is clear , One adult asked me , What's your dream?

As if my dream explained who i am. The looks on the adults face , Was like a child with no name. The look was familiar to me.

A: Oh! it's 29th of July.

B: DID U SAY 29TH OF JULY?

29th of 💦 July, 📅 weather 😈 is 💦 clear
One 😤 adult asked 🙏 me, 😭 "What 😐 is 💦 your 👏 dream?"
As 🍑 if 👏 my 👨 dream 💭 explained who 😂 I 👁 am 👏
When 🕗 I 👁 said 💬 I 👁 had 💋 no 🙅 dream 💭
The 👏 look 👀 on 🔛 the 👏 adult's face 😀
Was 👏 like 💖 to 💦 the 👏 child 👦 with 👏 no 🙅 name 📛
The 👏 look 👀 was 👏 familiar to 💦 me 😭
Though studying 🔫 wasn't 😐 much 🔥 of 💦 my 👨 taste 👅
I 👁 tried 👀 my 👨 best 👌
Parents 👪 were 👶 fond of 💦 joy 😁
When 🕗 I 👁 brought good 👌 grades to 💦 them 💦
Walking 🚶 on 🔛 the 👏 same 😩 path at 🍆 the 👏 same 😩 time 🕐
I 👁 continued my 👨 life 👤 with 👏 no 🙅 expression 🖕

A: ...bye

by nawtwooyo July 31, 2021

July 9th

National send nudes to friends day.

Ayo, its july 9th you know what that means

by Arceous July 9, 2021

July 11

July 11 is national send a tit pic day where you ask anybody for a tit pic and they have to send you one.

July 11, You have to send a tit pic on this day or you are going to hell.

by Yostxrmy July 10, 2021

Julie-itis

A mental disease effecting parents, manifested a strong need to control their child's life, from college to personal relationships to money. Parents with Julie-itis are incapable of gracefully letting their adult children finish growing up, and are prone to ranting about how rebellious and wrong their child is anytime they do not fall in line with their idea for what the child's life should look like.

Person #1: Why is that Mom gossiping with twenty year old girls about how awful her son is?
Person #2: Dude, she so has Julie-itis.

Boy: My Mom's Julie-itis is getting worse. Now she's refusing to give me toothpaste just because I want to leave the house.
Girl: Wow...does she want your teeth to fall out?

by HS_yodaforce August 5, 2012