The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.

Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.

by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023

unicorn

originally a one horned rhinoceros. This creature is mentioned as a unicorn in the King James Version of the Bible.

Job 39:9 reads "Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?"

by cowlitzron December 5, 2022

Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.

Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!

by Erb Toh June 11, 2020

Unicorn

A mythical, usually white animal generally depicted with the body and head of a horse with long flowing mane and tail and a single often spiraled horn in the middle of the forehead

Shares in Uber and Lyft, two other unicorns, fell sharply after their public offerings this year.

by Horse’s November 1, 2019

unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry

Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride

by xoxo May 29, 2018

Unicorn

To pull a unicorn means to do something unique

Gary pulled a real unicorn when he pimp-lapped that hoe.

by Adams L January 30, 2023

unicorn

pretty horse with demon horn on its forhead

the pet unicorn you brought home just barfed rainbows on my homework

by F_boi_69 May 15, 2022