Powell Trucking

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Your Powell Trucking hat looks very submissive today

by LeviiWasTaken June 20, 2022

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Vac-truck Nigger

Vacuuming up the liquid wastes of society, the Vac-truck Nigger is lowest caste of truck driver. They are readily identifiable by their putrid smell and filthy appearance. They have been known to spontaneously burst into song while imitating barnyard animals. For reasons unknown to scientists United States Marines seem drawn to becoming Vac-truck Niggers.

While vacuuming out the filthy sludge, Luke the Vac-truck Nigger began to sing and dance around the sludge pit while flapping his arms like a goose.

When the sheriff’s deputy questioned James as to why he was swimming in a septic tank, James replied “because I’m a dumb Vac-truck Nigger”.

by alstonsailor May 23, 2025

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Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.

When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."

by HardWorkingMechanic April 9, 2022

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