nannas magic soup

An old lady puts an Oxo cube in her vagina then as she gets wet it turns to gravy inside her. Proceed to lick out the gravy.

Nannas magic soup is such a tasty treat

by Alfredo Johnson March 16, 2017

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Voodoo Cig Magic

When an old smoker lady unleashes the full spectrum of nicotine addiction by using her words

Yo that witch cast some crazy voodoo cig magic on me last night. I think I’m infertile

by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020

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Magic School Bus

When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.

Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.

by bawesomeb September 17, 2019

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magic purple juice

its codine or lean

dude what is this it tastes like ass?!
it’s that magic purple juice

by lil boy yung man November 2, 2019

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vagina egg magic

The white stuff that guys squirt out their wee wee to make babies

Please don't use your vagina egg magic to make me pregnant again, Mr. Radke.

by I like butts June 25, 2014

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To paint one's flacid penis green, then dip the aforementioned painted penis in magic shell giving it a hard chocolate coating. Upon obtaining an erection, the newly green dick breaks free from its chocolate barrier in a Hulk-like Fashion. Hulk smash!

"You should have seen the look on that chicks face when I magic shell Hulked for her"

by Definatly Not Anthony August 22, 2012

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