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Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".
Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!
by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017
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I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Keys

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012
mugGet the Keysmug.

Key (Qistina)

very cool swag malaysian person

likes kibbies and is an otter mom
Person: omg keyyyy
Key (Qistina): get some bitches
by seabxn June 2, 2022
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Keys

Formerly kys (kill yourself) but due to social media censorship keys has sufficed
*a woke person posts a cringe video*

You comment "keys"
by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 7, 2025
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scroll lock key

A key that nobody uses and should be removed as well as the delete, end, port sync, page up/down, pause and insert key.
what the?!?!? you are actually using the scroll lock key? What a loser!
by a sponge called bob March 28, 2025
mugGet the scroll lock keymug.

Key Terms

Key Terms : adj (th-italic) & pronounciate 2 simple word as

key - keys

term - terms

this participle tilde ‡ indirect subject ‡ definition

46R : tilde adj participle : webster 's xlsx docx csv
Time magazine updates "KEY TERMS" in november A yr ender Announcement
by twatquarters.help May 6, 2022
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