Texas toe tap

When a person keeps on dancing around the truth to matter even though the truth is known by the other party

Dam that bitch did the Texas toe tap all night, how dumb could she be

by H. Caradine July 5, 2011

Lone oak texas

Small town noone knows, where in a blink of an eye you missed it.....don't worry you didn't miss anything good. Also all secrets and rumors are shared here.

Been to lone oak Texas
Nope

by Mordecai Wayne December 29, 2016

Texas Pickle Trap

When you wake up in the middle of an ongoing bukkake session

That Texas Pickle Trap from earlier has really clogged up my pores.

by gatedear May 12, 2014

Texas Chile Dog

The act of shiting upon a womens tits, and proceding to titty fuck her.

"I gave her a Texas Chile dog that she will never forget. I later washed my dick and had a cold beer."

by Drabe August 11, 2007

Texas Tea Sweetener

A nickname for sugar. Coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Texas Tea.

see also White Gold

Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas Tea Sweetener!"

by JMan Rickle May 11, 2009

don't mess with Texas

It actually is a phrase that means the same as "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute". It is on "Do not litter" signs in the state of Texas.

Man reading sign: Don't mess with Texas.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.

by Syrupsippa October 11, 2010

texas hold em

A version of poker, most notably the variant played at the world series of poker.

Each player is dealt two cards, face down, three cards are then placed in the center of the table, face up. Then two more cards are dealt.

Another popular version is No Limits Texas Hold 'Em, where a player has the option to go all in which means that they bet all their chips.

It takes some balls to play texas hold 'em... Especially with some big greasy mafia types right behind you.

by Hyland February 2, 2004