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fuck me stupid

A come-on, or chat-up line, indicating that the person saying it wants to have sexual relations until his or her mind is rendered incapable of the simplest thought or speech.

Only considered "hot" when a very, very smart person says it, since you know that he or she is looking for a long, hot ride.
A person you know to be highly intelligent walks up to you in a club and whispers into your ear, "I want you fuck me stupid."
by mensa chick March 3, 2011
mugGet the fuck me stupidmug.

am i stupid

"Mom am i stupid"

"Yes billy"
by Lubert December 10, 2016
mugGet the am i stupidmug.

Stupid bitch disease

Stupid bitch disease (also known as SBD) is not rare , as a matter of fact 99.99% of the human population suffers with this disease.

Symptoms of SBD include:
Pissing people off

Annoying people

Interfering with personal business

Obsessing over an ex

Being self absorbed

Being rude for no reason

Acting like a fuckface

Being a douche bag .Etc.
“ Hey man! Wanna go to the club later?”

Sorry dude, my girl has Stupid Bitch Disease”
by Stupid Bitch Disease May 9, 2019
mugGet the Stupid bitch diseasemug.

stupid nigger fuckhead

you
by ey das prety guud April 22, 2018
mugGet the stupid nigger fuckheadmug.

Death by self stupidity

When a person dies as a result of performing stupid stunts, or anything else that a someone of more common sense wouldn't do.
Guy 1: Did you here about that guy who died trying to resusitate a liger? Guy 2: Yeah, poor bastard, it tore his face right off, raped him, and then ate him. Guy 1: It's a shame really, just another death by self stupidity..
by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010
mugGet the Death by self stupiditymug.
When someone believes they are spewing knowledge when in reality they are spewing stupidity. This person has surpassed the normal level of idiocy, they are an embarrassment to society and the human race. They are the epitome of ignorance. And if you say something they don’t have enough brain cells to come up with a logical response.
Teacher: James give me the answer for number 12.
James: You know I can’t read by myself Mr.Gibbgay.
Teacher: *sigh* Fine. It is an easy one, it is asking what the definition of a prude is.
James: Ughh... you know I don’t know what that means.
Teacher: What the f***, this is a high school Ap class how did you even get in here?!!! You are the ultimate level of stupidity!
James: I seduced the head of the English department and bribed him with my juul
Teacher: ....My husband is the head of the English department.
by Badboyyeet June 4, 2019
mugGet the The ultimate level of stupiditymug.

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