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the marked man

when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you
lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man
by The king Friday September 7, 2013
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penis marking

After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish.
"Honey, we had too much sex! I got a penis marking!"
by anonymous help May 13, 2005
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Mark Orwell

Mark orwell is a typical balding old man but mark has something very different about him, he’s a nonce !!! Mark has a fetish for underage children and loves rubbing their bums. Mark is despised by others and many think he is disgusting.
Ed: Did you see benji earlier
Xanie: No i think mark had caught him
Ed: Jesus i hope he got away, mark orwell is a filthy nonce!
by Mark orwell May 17, 2019
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Marked&Bloched

To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.
I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!
by oldman99 July 26, 2011
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Magnum Mark

Magnum Mark is a name I made up for my best friend in the entire world. It is something that will boost his self esteem so high that he will love me forever. "Magnum Mark" got it's name from the ice cream section at Walmart when we saw the ice cream brand called Magnum, there is a white kind and a black kind. Mark is definitely the white kind. I also know he is a "magnum" because I got drunk one night and told him he was "packin'. That's a good friend right there.
Hey girl hey, there is a Magnum Mark over there next to the big tall black guy with the big feet.
by daBandaA January 3, 2012
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Shitty mark

Usually a dirt bag , never shower , eats all your food , give him an inch he takes a mile ,typically doesn’t like to pay rent , has no drive , but is really skilled at getting jobs without resumes because shitty marks are generally normal , healthy looking people who employers will hire on the spot !
Where are my avocados ?!

Shitty Mark ate them ! Missing toilet paper ? He probably ate that too !
by Shitty mark March 27, 2020
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Mark Buchholz

Either the most charitable man or biggest douche you will ever meet in your entire life.
by Not your wife man December 27, 2020
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